Our Drinks
House Favorites

Stumptown Old Fashioned
Boozy, Balanced, Refined | Rua American Single Malt Whiskey ~ Oak City Amaretto Aromatic Bitters ~ House Infused Spiced Cherry ~ Flamed Orange

Cinnamon Old Fashioned
Beautiful full rendition of our classic | Quinn's Whiskey ~ Molasses Bitters ~ Cinnamon Syrup ~ Finish with a cinnamon stick ~ Sub a variety of whiskeys
Maple Old Fashioned
Evan Williams Black Label ~ Chocolate Bitters ~ Maple Syrup ~ Sub a variety of whiskeys
Seasonal Favorites

The Stumptown Mojito
From 90 miles off the coast of Key West, our signature Cuban summer cocktail features rum, mint, and fresh lime juice. Choose from a variety of delicious flavors!

La Paloma
This summer we're all about the lovely cocktails from south of the border. Just in time for Cinco de Mayo is La Paloma! Nothing says summertime like Tequila with Fever Tree Grapefruit!

Raspberry Mint Julep
Break out those fancy hats, it's our take on the official cocktail of The Kentucky Derby! Pinkies out!

Beach Bum
In the humble opinion of this writer, this may be the greatest and most dangerous cocktail ever. Muddy River coconut rum with a combination of pineapple, orange, coconut and cherry juices makes this the smoothest and most easy drinking cocktail on the list. Seriously, don't use the big straw. It'll go QUICK! Garnished with our new bourbon-soaked Strawberries (see: "Dangerberries"). YUM!!

Jalapeño Margarita
We've already covered how nothing says summertime like tequila. Well nothing says tequila like Margarita! This is our spicy take on that tasty Mexican cocktail. Bonus points if you shout "Caliente!" after every sip.

Very Berry Fizz
It's fruity! it's fizzy! It's vodka-y! A throw-back to the days when Scotty first joined that sorority all those years ago, this is a refreshing summer drink garnished with a sugar stick (which oddly enough, was also his college nickname).

Lavender Gimlet
Not to leave out the Gin drinkers out there (of which this somewhat punchy, sleep-deprived, dangerberried af writer is not), this is the classic Gimlet cocktail with a hint of lavender! Of all the Scottish, bearded, gin-drinking guys we surveyed, 100% said this masterpiece is absolutely amazing!
Feel free to bring your own wine for a $15/bottle corking fee.
Red
Freakshow Cabernet
Leather, tobacco, bold
Granite Hill Pinot Noir
Juicy, berries, velvet - CA
White
Cantina Pinot Grigio
White peaches, citrus, clean - Italy
Marlo Chardonnay
Apple, oak, butter - California
Vento Moscato
Sweet, apricots, honeysuckle - Italy
Sparkling
Tenuta Berni Prosecco
Crisp, clean, apples – Treviso, Italy
Draft
Hi-Wire
Asheville, NC ~ Charlotte, NC
Urban Orchard Cider
Asheville, NC
Labatt Blue Light
London, ON ~ International Pale Lager ~ 5.0% ABV
Guinness Draught
Dublin, Ireland ~ Irish Stout ~ 4.2% ABV
Birdsong Jalapeño Pale Ale
Charlotte, NC ~ 5.5% ABV
Pisgah Blueberry Wheat Ale
Black Mountain, NC ~ American Wheat Ale w/ Blueberry ~ 5.6% ABV
Miller Lite
Chicago, IL ~ American Lager ~ 4.2% ABV
Bottled
Austin's Blood Orange Cider
Austin, TX ~ Cider ~ 5.0% ABV
Corona Extra
Cerveceria Modelo, Mexico ~ Pale Lager ~ 4.5%
Left Hand Milk Stout
Longmont, CO ~ Milk Stout ~ 6.0% ABV
Noda Gordgeous
Charlotte, NC ~ Pumpkin Beer ~ 6.4% ABV
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Milwaukee, WI ~ American Lager ~ 4.6% ABV
Sam Adams Boston Lager
Boston, MA ~ American Lager ~ 5.0%
Topo-Chico Hard Seltzer
Cerro del Topo Chico, Mexico ~ Multiple Flavors ~ 4.5% ABV
Yuengling Lager
Pottsville, PA ~ American Lager ~ 4.4% ABV